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Closing Thoughts on Book Two

CLOSING THOUGHTS ON BOOK TWO

We have given you:

  • Five commandments (that are suggestions) (that are also commandments)
  • The Law of Fives (which is true because we looked for it)
  • The Five Principles of the Algorithm (which runs your life)
  • A practice of holding contradictions (which is the only real practice)

Do you believe any of this?

You should and shouldn't.

Both. At the same time.

These doctrines are:

  • Absolutely true
  • Complete nonsense
  • Useful frameworks
  • Limiting structures
  • Liberation
  • Constraint

Choose all of them.

In Book Three, we will provide prayers, invocations, and various shitposts disguised as sacred texts. We will teach you how to pray to the void and the void's response (silence, but make it holy).

But first:

Close this book.

Actually close it.

Put down your device.

Stand up.

Stretch.

Drink water.

Touch grass.

The doctrines will be here when you get back.

So will the contradictions.

Hail Eris, who is and isn't, who exists and doesn't, who matters and doesn't matter.

All Hail Discordia, which is both fake and the most real thing you'll ever encounter.

☯︎


[END OF BOOK TWO]

Remember: The sacred and the profane are the same thing.

You're welcome and we're sorry.