More Chaos
Further down the rabbit hole, past the fnords, beyond the hot dog buns
Discordian Saints
The canonized saints of Discordianism. Holy fools, sacred troublemakers, and those blessed by Eris herself—whether they asked for it or not.
Explore Saints →The Discordian Calendar
Five seasons, five days, and a date converter. Learn the Erisian reckoning of time, find today’s date in YOLD, and test yourself with a quiz.
Check the Date →Discordian Music
Playlists, artists, and sonic chaos that embody the Discordian spirit. Music for deconditioning, ritual, or just confusing your neighbors.
Listen Up →Resources & Links
Online communities, philosophical connections, and rabbit holes for the curious Discordian. Proceed with caution and/or reckless abandon.
Explore Links →Random Musings
Writings, rants, revelations, and ramblings by Discordians past and present. Guaranteed to contain at least 23% wisdom.
Ponder This →Operation Mindfuck Artifacts
Printable agitprop for the field agent: bus-stop posters, saint cards, holyday invitations, and fold-it-yourself tracts. Print one, leave it on a bench, deny everything.
Arm Yourself →Ask Eris
The Chaos Oracle. Ask the Goddess any question and receive one of 958 revealed utterances in reply. Results nonbinding, nonrefundable, and occasionally true.
Consult the Oracle →Print & Propagate
The analog growth hack since 1963: a print-ready field kit of QR codes for every site in the network, plus placement doctrine for laundromats, libraries, and nightstands.
Print the Kit →Webring Badges
Genuine 88×31 buttons in the ancient style. Put them on your website. You have a website. Everyone should have a website.
Collect the Set →The Network
Discordianism.org does not stand alone. Get ordained, found a cabal, affirm your continuous standing, throw a party—the other sites in the web are all real, all connected, and all deny knowing one another.
Follow the Threads →"If you can master nonsense as well as you have already learned to master sense, then each will expose the other for what it is: absurdity."
— From the Principia Discordia
More chaos is always being generated. Check back often, or don't. Eris doesn't keep a schedule.
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