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Closing Documents

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CLOSING DOCUMENTS

Stack of official documents on fire, but the fire is made of golden light and chaos. Some papers float away mid-burn, others are perfectly preserved. 'FINAL NOTICE' stamp visible, but it's been stamped over dozens of times across decades. In the background, a filing cabinet labeled 'BUREAUCRACY' is both exploding and imploding simultaneously. Greg's signature visible on one floating document. Style: Office disaster meets divine intervention meets 'this is fine' energy.

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