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Official Forms & Documentation

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OFFICIAL FORMS & DOCUMENTATION

OMB CONTROL NO. ∞-23-FNORD
EXPIRES: NEVER
Official Seal of the Discordian Temple

Discordian Temple — Department of Divine Bureaucracy

FORM FNORD-23

Application for New Member Enrollment & Cosmic Registration

Draft Rev. ∞.23 Confidential
Paperwork Reduction Act Statement: This form cannot be reduced. It can only expand. Estimated burden: ∞ hours per response. Submit comments regarding this estimate to the void.
1
Personal
2
Background
3
Philosophy
4
Chaos
∞
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ℹ️ Please complete in triplicate using invisible ink. Your progress is automatically not saved.
Auto-save: Connected to /dev/null
Section A: Personal Information
Enter the name you answer to, even in dreams
⚠️ Do not share with faeries or demons
Or approximate temporal location
Section B: Background Check

Have you ever: (check all that apply)

Section C: Philosophical Alignment

Rate your agreement with the following statements:

Nothing matters
Everything matters
Both simultaneously
Numbers are fake
This question is meaningless
Section D: Chaos Tolerance

How do you handle disorder? (Check all that apply)

Section E: References

Please provide three references who can vouch for your chaos:

1.
2.
3. Auto-filled (automatic reference for everyone)
Section F: Essay Questions
500 words or less, or more, or don't answer
Be specific or vague
Wrong answers only
Section G: Agreement

By signing below, you agree to:

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Application Status:
Processed by: _____________ (nobody)
Date: ________ (never)
Reference Number: FNORD-NULL-VOID-23
Note: This application has been approved/denied/both. Welcome to the temple. You can't leave. You were never here.

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