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Preface to Book Six

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PREFACE TO BOOK SIX

Every organization needs bureaucracy.

Forms to fill out.

Procedures to follow.

Hierarchies to navigate.

Meetings that could have been emails.

The Discordian Temple is no exception.

Except it is.

Except it isn't.

Our bureaucracy is special because:

  • It serves no purpose (except to confuse)
  • It achieves nothing (except enlightenment through frustration)
  • It's completely necessary (and completely optional)
  • It's organized chaos (emphasis on chaos)
  • Nobody's in charge (everyone's in charge)

Welcome to the administrative wing of disorder.

Please fill out Form FNORD-23 in triplicate.

We'll lose it immediately.

This is working as intended.

Let us proceed to the paperwork.

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Memo from Eris (HR)

Your soul has been pre-approved. No paperwork necessary. That said, please enjoy filling out the following forms anyway.

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