Book 1 of 10 Cosmogenesis & Digital Mythology In which we learn where everything came from, or didn't, or both Introduction, Ch. 5Prev All Books Chapter 1Next DISCORDIANISM DECOMPILED BOOK ONE: COSMOGENESIS & DIGITAL MYTHOLOGY In which we learn where everything came from, or didn't, or both Chapters 1Preface to Book One 2Account One: The Discord Servers of Heaven 3Account Two: The Primordial Git Merge Conflict 4Account Three: The Algorithm's Dream 5Account Four: The Big Bang Was Actually Just Someone Dropping Their Phone 6Account Five: All of the Above Are True Simultaneously 7Undeleted Creation Scriptures 8Closing Thoughts on Book One Introduction, Ch. 5Prev All Books Chapter 1Next