★ Operation Mindfuck · Artifact 04 ★
Trifold Tract Pamphlet
Pick a tract. Print on both sides of letter paper. Fold in thirds. Slip into a library book.
Dotted vertical lines mark the two folds. Print on letter paper at 100% / "Actual size", duplex (long-edge flip). Fold along the lines: right panel onto middle, then left panel over both. Z-fold also works.
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The folding
A trifold tract is a single sheet of letter paper folded twice. The simplest method: print Side A and Side B on opposite faces of the same sheet, then fold the right third inward, then fold the left third on top. The Society does not recommend a particular fold direction. Both Z-fold and roll-fold are theologically permissible.
The distribution
Slip into a library book. Leave on a bus seat. Tuck behind the salt and pepper at a diner. Mail to a recently-promoted middle manager. The Society reminds members that the most effective Mindfuck deployment is the casual one: drop the tract, walk away, never explain.
The library
The library contains 15 tracts: twelve original Claude-authored tracts (Hot Dog
Friday, the Greyfaces, the Number 23, the Pentabarf, etc.), plus three adapted from
Discordianism Decompiled — The Morning Prayer, One More Scroll, and
Evening Gratitude for Canceled Plans — condensed into trifold-printable form with the
original voice preserved. New tracts can be commissioned via
./gen-tract.sh --topic "..." for fresh material, or
./gen-tract-from-section.sh --source ... --id ... for new book adaptations.