★ Operation Mindfuck ★
Artifacts
Downloadable Discordian propaganda. Print, distribute, leave on bus seats.
Operation Mindfuck was the Discordian Society’s long-running campaign of absurdity-as-praxis — inserting strange documents into ordinary contexts so the ordinary context might briefly question whether it was, in fact, ordinary. Greg Hill and Kerry Thornley printed pope cards and saint cards on cheap mimeograph stock and gave them away. They mailed manifestos to bemused journalists. They left tracts in laundromats. The artifacts below are the same idea in higher resolution.
Pick one. Customize it. Download. Print. Distribute. The artifacts are valid in all 23 known dimensions. The Society accepts no responsibility for the consequences of their successful deployment.
Saint Trading Card
Pick from 38 canonized saints. Edit the flavor text. Choose a rarity (Common, Rare, Five Star, Fnord). Download a 750×1050 PNG ready to print on cardstock at 2.5×3.5″.
Bus-stop Poster
11×17 vertical. Pick from a library of vintage propaganda art (generated by the Society), set your headline and body, download a 2200×3400 PNG ready for the laundromat wall.
Holy-day Greeting Card
5×7 printable. One card for each of the eleven holy days — Mungday, Chaoflux, Syaday, St. Tib’s Day, all the rest. Pick yours, sign it, send to the Pope of your choice (anyone). The next holy day is automatically suggested.
Trifold Tract Pamphlet
8.5×11 foldable into thirds. 15 tracts in the library. Slip into a library book. Mail to your enemies.
Operating Principles
- ★ All artifacts are generated locally in your browser. We never see your text or your name.
- ★ All artifacts are kopyleft. Reproduce. Modify. Distribute. Charge for them, even — we don’t care.
- ★ All artifacts are valid in all 23 known dimensions. The Society accepts no responsibility for consequences.
- ★ The recommended distribution method is casual. Bus seats, library books, the dentist’s waiting room. Not flyering.
- ★ Hail Eris.