Discordianism Decompiled · Book Five · Chapter 3 of 6
The Stations of the Commute
THE STATIONS OF THE COMMUTE
Every spiritual tradition has a pilgrimage. For Christians: The Stations of the Cross. For Muslims: The Hajj to Mecca. For Buddhists: The circumambulation of sacred sites.
For Discordians: The Commute.
The daily journey from home to work and back again is sacred. Not because work is sacred. But because the liminal space is sacred. The in-between is sacred. The transition is sacred.
These are the Fourteen Stations of the Commute. Observe them. Meditate on them. Suffer through them.
They are your pilgrimage.
STATION ONE: The Leaving of the Bed
STATION TWO: The Checking of the Phone
STATION THREE: The Preparation of the Body
STATION FOUR: The Last Moment of Home
STATION FIVE: The Entering of the Vehicle/Station/Bus
STATION SIX: The Traffic/Delay/Crowding
STATION SEVEN: The Podcast/Music/Silence
STATION EIGHT: The Halfway Point
STATION NINE: The Near-Miss/Incident/Annoyance
STATION TEN: The Arrival Anxiety
STATION ELEVEN: The Final Approach
STATION TWELVE: The Arrival
STATION THIRTEEN: The Forgetting of the Journey
STATION FOURTEEN: The Evening Commute (The Return)
The commute is not dead time.
The commute is liminal time. The commute is transition time. The commute is your time.
Even crowded on a train. Even stuck in traffic. Even delayed and frustrated. It is still yours.
The commute is the daily pilgrimage. The ritual that structures time. The journey that creates space between selves.
Honor it. Use it. Be present in it.
For the commute is the path, and the path is holy.