Book 5 of 10 Rituals, Ceremonies & Sacred Observances In which we do things for reasons that make sense to us Book 4, Ch. 5Prev All Books Chapter 1Next DISCORDIANISM DECOMPILED BOOK FIVE: CEREMONIES, RITUALS & SACRED OBSERVANCES In which we establish the liturgy for those who have forgotten how to unplug Chapters 1Preface to Book Five 2The Beatitudes of the Blessed Scroll 3The Stations of the Commute 4The Ritual of the Reinstalled App 5The Liturgical Calendar 6Closing Thoughts on Book Five Book 4, Ch. 5Prev All Books Chapter 1Next