Random Musings
Writings and ramblings by Discordians past, present, and temporally ambiguous
Discordians have never been short on words—or short on willingness to string those words together in ways that range from profoundly insightful to delightfully unhinged. This is a collection of writings, essays, rants, and sacred transmissions from various popes, cabals, and independent agents of Eris.
The Archive
Transmissions Incoming
The musings are being collected from the far corners of the Discordian diaspora. Some are being transcribed from bar napkins. Others are being decoded from intercepted transmissions between competing cabals. A few are just being made up on the spot, which is the most Discordian method of all.
What You'll Find Here
Essays & Reflections
Longer-form Discordian thought pieces on chaos, order, meaning, meaninglessness, and the spaces between.
Rants & Proclamations
Papal bulls, official decrees, and impassioned declarations from popes exercising their divine authority.
Koans & Paradoxes
Short pieces designed to short-circuit rational thought and open the mind to the absurd beauty of existence.
Visions & Revelations
Accounts of direct communication with Eris, whether through meditation, bowling, or suspicious mushrooms found in the park.
"We are all giants, raised by pygmies, who have learned to walk with a perpetual stoop."
— Robert Anton Wilson