The Neo-Principia Discordia
A Chaotic Anthology for the Post-Truth, Pre-Apocalypse Era
2026 Edition
Meta-Introductory Materials
The Stuff Before the Stuff Before the Stuff
Cosmogenesis & Digital Mythology
In which we learn where everything came from, or didn't, or both
Doctrines, Anti-Doctrines & The Space Between
In which we learn what to believe, or not believe, or both
Prayers, Invocations & Digital Liturgy
In which we learn how to talk to gods who may or may not be listening
Parables for the Perplexed & Perpetually Online
In which stories teach us things we already knew but forgot
Rituals, Ceremonies & Sacred Observances
In which we do things for reasons that make sense to us
The Bureaucracy of Chaos
In which we discover that disorder requires extensive paperwork
Manifestos & Declarations
In which we declare things with varying degrees of seriousness
The Apocrypha & Hidden Texts
In which we reveal what was never meant to be hidden
Practical Discordianism for Daily Life
In which chaos becomes useful, somehow
Conclusions, Contradictions & Continuations
In which nothing ends and everything begins again
"All truths are true in some sense, false in some sense, meaningless in some sense, true and false in some sense, true and meaningless in some sense, false and meaningless in some sense, and true and false and meaningless in some sense."
— The Apostle Malaclypse the Younger